This morning, as I was reading the horoscopes in the Metro (free newspaper on public transport), I couldn’t help but notice an advert at the very bottom of the page. “Text SEX to 118118 for free sex facts! Today only.” I tend to consider myself somewhat of a sex expert (sexpert?) so was typically intrigued by this, and just had to try it out. I expected to receive a very dull fact about condoms or hepatitis, but was pleasantly surprised when my phone lit up and informed me that “A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes”. Wow!
And so followed a day of periodic lively outbursts such as:
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
It would take the average couple over four years to try all 529 positions in the Kama Sutra
I’ve received about 15 of these so far, and they’ve made interesting conversation. Who’d have thought that kissing could REDUCE tooth decay? Or that castrated men often live significantly longer? What an educational day it has been…
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 at 5:25 pm and is filed under Daily Life, Hilarity, Ramblings.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Would have never expected such things to be sent to my phone! My boyfriend and I have been having fun with the big book called “The Guide to Getting It On.” Evidently they release a new version every two years or so… while I knew a lot of the information (thus far… IT’S A HUGE BOOK), it has a lot of new things that have been… fun… to try. ;)
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Vicky reply on July 12th, 2008 6:44 am:
I have that book! Haha, I bought it a few months ago. It’s so useful, I made my friends buy it too. :)
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Stephanie reply on July 20th, 2008 8:00 pm:
Awesome. It’s a great book. We love it ;)
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July 15th, 2008 at 4:10 am
You gotta love random sex facts xD You really can’t go wrong lol. I used to get random emails along the same lines but then one day they either stopped or started going in the spam folder xD
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